Damn the spam

Sunday, May 6 2007

I got a manual spam that I ended up reading read, which I guess they should have some spam points. But what I am going to do is post it here, with the email so hopefully *fingers crossed* they will get inundated with spam.

——————————————-from Rachel <rachel@wealthdesign.co.nz>

03-May (3 days ago) 

subject Change of name

Hi Liz (eee WTF? we are not on first name basis and certainly not on a nick name basis. Manual spam since I never use this name. This is not even my name)

Many thanks for returning the broker authority, membership etc. (What can’t be arsed to list all the supposedly documents that I sent you …. lazy spambitch)

Are you wanting to change your investments to reflect that you have reverted to your maiden name? (Nope, you have not a clue what my life status is) If so, we will need a copy of your birth certificate, a letter showing your old and new signature, and a letter from your solicitor advising that you are separated and resuming your maiden name. (yeah right … please hold your breath while waiting, that would solve the problem.) 

Look forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards
Rachel Thompson
WealthDesign Ltd
P O Box 814, Palmerston North
Phone: 06 355-5844
Fax: 06 355-5845
www.wealthdesign.co.nz
The information contained in this email is confidential information and may also be legally privileged, intended only for the individual or entity named above.   You are hereby notified that any use, review, dissemination or copying of this document is strictly prohibited.   If you have received this email in error, please immediately notify us and destroy the original message.  Thank you. ACTUALLY THESE DAMN DISCLAIMERS ARE NOT LEGALLY BINDING – I NEVER AGRRED TO THE ABOVE TERMS AND I AM TELLIN’ YA SPAMBITCH … PISS OFF!

The person(s) that is leaking our email addresses should be sent to a snakehole and count the snakes for the rest of their life. Or the alternative is to be shoot.

3 Responses to “Damn the spam”

  1. Incognito Says:

    It’s amazing how Spammers can get people so riled up! I know they do me. Maybe it’s time to switch emails. Or get an email for personal use and one for other use. I have a zillion different ones for different uses.

    Best thing is to not open the Spam email. though. cos then they know they have a ‘live’ one and will sell the email address to others.

  2. lizze Says:

    My first thought was when I saw the subject line “Change of name” was that someone wanted to use my lizze name and when I read it through I got so annoyed. My payback is hopefully that a spider program will pick up the email address and spam it.

  3. Jay Says:

    lol lol..

    Slim .. look!! it was from Rachel :)) ha ha ha.