New, maybe old, still some fun
Saturday, February 10 2007
1. Customer: ‘My mouse mat isn’t wired up’ Advisor: ‘I’m not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn’t have any wires.’ Customer: “well how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless?â€
2. Advisor: “Press any key to continue.†Customer: “I can’t find the ‘Any’ key.â€
3. Customer: “I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don’t want my wife to think that it’s me.†Advisor: “I will remove them for you.†Customer: “How do I get them back when she is not in?â€
4. Customer: “I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?â€
5. Advisor: “You have spyware on your machine which is causing the problem.†Customer: “Spyware? Can they see me getting dressed through the monitor?â€
6. Customer: “How do I change channel on my monitor?†Advisor: “Your monitor won’t have channels like a TV.†Customer: “But I was watching the internet channel the other day and now I just get the word processing channel.â€
7. Advisor: “Can you click on ‘My Computer’?†Customer: “I don’t have your computer, just mine.â€
8. Customer: “My 14 year-old son has put a password on my computer and I can’t get in.†Advisor: “Has he forgotten it?†Customer: “No he just won’t tell me it because I’ve grounded him.â€
9. Customer: “I have lost my work.†Advisor: “Let’s see if we can get your documents back for you?†Customer: “You don’t understand, I’ve lost my job and I want to get on to the internet to find a new one.â€
10. Customer: “My internet isn’t working†Advisor: “What modem are you using, is everything connected up?†Customer: “No I haven’t taken the computer or the modem out of their boxes yet!â€
4 & 8 are my fav
February 11th, 2007 at 16:02
#5. Yes, we can see you getting undressed. We flipped back to the word processing channel so you couldn’t see us. 🙂
I’ve seen a few of those before, but you found a few new ones LOL