Am SOOO lucky

Wednesday, June 14 2006

I am walking home from the tube station, listening to my music and generally minding my own business. About 3 dm / a foot in front of me a bird (I bet it was a fucking pigeon, I hate pigeons, they are rats with wings … they should be terminated … why not replace fox hunting with pigeon hunting) shits in front of me.

I stopped on the spot, screamed and looked down on my trousers


Nothing! No bird shit on me!! HOORY! How lucky was that?? One second more and this blog post would have had so many swear world it would have been blacklisted.

Be happy for the small things sometime.

Kill all pigeons!!

I am not very good with free hand 🙂

5 Responses to “Am SOOO lucky”

  1. Sam Says:

    haha, what a day =p

    maybe you should work on photoshop (or the gimp!!) before java =p

    And pigeon hunting would be much more fun =)

  2. Lizze Says:

    “(or the gimp!!) before java”

    wot?wot?? – dont get it ….

  3. Sam Says:

    The gimp is a free graphics editing program. Like photoshop.

    I cant see it catching on…

    ‘has this been gimped?’

    doesnt quite have the same ring…

  4. Qwerty Maniac Says:

    Hehe “Gimped” ok, I’ll continue that 😀

    If you have a lot of experience with Pshop and no time on hand, stick to it… But gimp is a bit more powerful 🙂

  5. Lizze Says:

    I’ve no experiance of either pshop, gimp or free hand.

    I did the “DIE” comment with a remote controlled mouse + uneven surface (now, that is what I call excuse!! 🙂 ).